My Free Advice To Avoid Dating Losers

1. If you're 14, and your boyfriend is 20: Go home.

2. If your boyfriend says he's a welder, only works in the middle of the night, and never comes home sober, then he's probably got a substance abuse problem. Go home.

3. If you have to hook up in the back seat of a car, then he probably doesn't have his own place. Go home.

4. If he says he wants to get you pregnant, and you aren't married or planning to be: Go home.

5. If any woman calls you looking for him, go home.

6. If he lies to you, or lies about you to his friends or family, go home.

7. If he threatens to kill himself when you turn him down, call the cops, and go home.

8. If he pushes you, hits you, yells at you, or tries to make you feel crazy, change your phone number, move, and never talk to him again.

9. If he hates his mom, but still lives with her, RUN.

10. If everyone in your life says he's a loser, he probably is. Just go home.

BONUS:
11. If he asks you to transport drugs for him, gets a DUI, or ends up in jail for any reason, GO HOME.


All advice given is from personal experience. Just trust me.